awayandfuck:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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brotips:

Wow I just heard a song that ruined my life. I won’t tell you what it is because it’ll ruin yours.

-Sketch

Posters

brotips:

That’s a cool chest tattoo. How old is your son?

-Sketch

Posters

brotips:

Just ask like, Macklemore. And the guy who made Paranormal Activity. Because I’m sure you have their emails.

-Sketch

Posters

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dont-take-it-personally:

thesuperwhovian:

Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.

Not funny enough for an oscar.

You’re going to hell for that 


luvkurai:

I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS POKED. Like ‘Woah there. That was uncalled for.’

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wasted—pr0mises:

The next person to start talking to me because they think they will get a fuck out of me will be handed their bollock on a wooden skewer :).


alegbra:

abstraire:

Maddie, The Coonhound

the most punk rock dog in the world